extraterrestrialicious web apps

I am leet. No wait, I think I am.

I think I am leet and therefore I do not have to read stinking manuals.

This is why I spent an hour trying to get LiteSpeed and Capistrano working together. In the end, I ended up with a crappy version of this document. I.e. the manual. Note to self: you are not leet. You are dumb. Next time look stuff up.